Bedtime Story #1

[usdrama]

After the nuclear holocaust on England, a genius person named usdrama was Born, he was said to be gifted with an extraordinary skill for games and one day he was bored so he invented a gametype for sof called: Hide & Seek

[Big Momma]

but after some tests people found out he wasn't a genius, he was a retard, and they felt pitty for him so they kept playing the gametype. BUT, it was full of nubs supposed to be dead... Their names were Kx, Stater, Strutt and Benjimon :OOOOO

[Charlie]

And the next morning, they all recieved a new deadly virus which infected them all and everyone died within 5 seconds.

ENG OF THE STORY! , LMAO... read the whole story now, it's funny.

[Charlie]

The bedtime story #1:

''Once upon a time there was a stupid guy called Max who was a dutch gamer and lived in the far, far forest of Netherlands. He got sexual satisfaction from watching Joel dress in a pink babies' robe. And one night... he was too horny of watching Joel so he had to do something about it. So he decided to watch Juuel play sof, while in hotpants. Then he rang up max and said, can we meet up some time or summin because me n juuel are bros and we think your sexy. Max replied, sorry i like juuel not stater. I would prefer just him please. But it was not as Max expected it to be, Juuel throw around dildos and wanted rough sex directly. Max, was shocked and was really scared he try to edit juuel but then he realised he wasnt a mod. ''HAX HOMO, i'm finnish and love peanuts 4 teh win'' - Yelled Juuel desperatly. Bloody swedish. Then max was attacked by gypsys on pink fluffy bikes that set themselfs on fire and sang songs by david hasselhoff. The gypsys looked strange, the first peek of them shows their small man-breasts and when you get a closer look you can also see their 2 inches cocks, we all laughed at the gypsys until we found out it was Benj and Strutter. Then the gypsys set fire to slizer, therefore slizer is dead so he can't make anymore posts in this topic. People went crazy and started to cry ''Where is our boss?!'', ''Where is the mighty god to rescue us?!'', after a one week's whining at the master of all times he finally pops up from the graveyard and pretends he's jesus. Due to the incident, Slizer had to admit that he's a flaming homosexual, just like all the Swedes are. And then out of nowhere, jesus rose from the dead! and then he pissed on Sweden ((H).

Jesus then set fire to himself

JEW !

Before Jesus left the temple where everyone prays for Sweden in the Icehockey WC 2008, he also hacked into Queen Elizabeth's computer and hooked up an automatic nuclear bomb towards England and all died including Benj, Strutter, Stater, Kx. After the nuclear holocaust on England, a genius person named usdrama was Born, he was said to be gifted with an extraordinary skill for games and one day he was bored so he invented a gametype for sof called: Hide & Seek. But after some tests people found out he wasn't a genius, he was a retard, and they felt pitty for him so they kept playing the gametype. BUT, it was full of nubs supposed to be dead... Their names were Kx, Stater, Strutt and Benjimon :oOOOO. And the next morning, they all recieved a new deadly virus which infected them all and everyone died within 5 seconds.''

[benj]

LMFAO!!

[dante]

lmfao nice story lmao

[Big Momma]

OMG, I can't sleep now, it's a scary story :@

[usdrama]

Put a © sign on it and lets publish it..

[reservoirdog]

man you guys are really sick
once i made the same story with a friend trough msn
was about bombs and naked girls sitting on top of it in Uruzgan i think i saved it somewhere ill look for it sometimes and then post the story WHAHAHA

you guys are sick

[stater]

Then someone called stater survived, and he turned on the TV and watch sweden play the final AND THEY LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WC 2008 DAHAHHAHAHAHAHA